BG p60
(Beautiful Guy poem 60) aka "signing the canvas"

BG (Beautiful Guy) and hot sexy Jake
are naked and sitting on the couch
in their cozy little apartment.
"The Museum Director sent over
a little jar of black paint and
a few teeny-tiny brushes. He wants
us to sign the blue canvas before
he sends someone over to pick it
up," says BG.
"Cool," says Jake. "How do you
wanna sign it?"
"That's easy," says BG. "I figure
we'll sign it pretty much
just the same way that
we signed our cum-spattered
mirror that we got paid 1.4 million
for.  We'll sign it
BGJO
except we'll add
the word Blue, to signify that
this is the blue canvas in
the series. So it'll be
BGJO hyphen Blue."
"Sounds good to me," says Jake.
"And then," Jake contines, "I guess
the Museum will post their little placard
beside the painting with
the same kind of details that
they posted beside our mirror."
"Pretty much," says BG.
BG's and Jake's cum-spattered mirror
is now hanging in a prestigious
spot in the Museum.
The placard beside their
cum-spattered mirror says:
 
Title: Beautiful Guys Jerking Off.
Work is signed upper right BGJO, stands
for the artists Brian Green and Jake Overbeck,
as well as the title of their work.
Mixed Media -- Brian Green's and Jake
Overbeck's Semen; Glass; Resin overspray.

So BG and Jake are pretty sure that
the placard beside their
cum-spattered blue canvas will look
something like this:

Title: Beautiful Guys Jerking Off-Blue.
Work is signed upper right BGJO-BLUE, stands
for the artists Brian Green and Jake Overbeck,
as well as the title of their work.
Mixed Media -- Blue oil-based paint,
Brian Green's and Jake Overbeck's Semen;
Canvas; Resin overspray.

The Museum folks will apply the Resin overspray
once their canvas gets sent over
to the Museum. The overspray preserves
their cum spatters and makes sure
none of them flake and fall off.

Soooo, BG and Jake are sitting
there naked on the couch.
BG says "So let's head into
the bedroom, open that little
jar of black paint, and
sign our canvas.  I'll
sign the BG part, and you'll
sign the JO part, and we'll
each sign part of the
hyphen Blue part."
"Sounds good to me," says Jake.
They stand up off the couch,
and good-god-lordeee they are pretty
to look at, BG is 26 years old
and Jake is 25 years old
and they are both sexy
gorgeous hung and hot.
They head into the bedroom.
BG unscrews the lid from
the jar, picks up
one of the brushes,
dips its tip into
the black paint, and, on the
top right corner of the
canvas, he writes BG.
Jake picks up another brush,
dips its tip into the black paint,
and writes JO beside the BG.
Then BG draws the hyphen,
and writes B, and Jake
writes L, and BG writes U,
and Jake writes E.
"B G J O hyphen B L U E --
Wah Lah! Done!" says
BG. "Beautiful Guys Jerking Off Blue,
and, concurrently,
Brian Green Jake Overbeck Blue."
"Cool," says Jake. "Sounds a little
like blue balls though," Jake adds, "which
is a phrase I've never really
understood."
"I think it has something to
do with not having
any kind of sex and letting semen build
up until it's real uncomfortable and supposedly
makes your balls turn kinda blue" say BG.
"We'll never have that problem," says Jake.
"We do come a lot, every day, sometimes
five or six times a day."
"That we do," says BJ. "Golly
we're horny guys."
"That we are," says Jake. "What
color do you think the next canvas
they send over will be?"
"Don't know," says BG. "But I
get the feeling it might be
red. How do you feel about
spurting your cum onto a bright
red surface next time?"
"Hey, for four hundred thousand dollars,
I ain't gonna be too particular about
what color I spurt my cum onto."
"Good point," says BG.  
BG and Jake have been promised
four hundred thousand for
each cum-spattered canvas that
they produce. So far, no actual
number of canvases has been
stated, but this is all a warm
friendly verbal kind of agreement
that they've got with the
Museum Director. And so far
it's all working out very
well in that they got
paid 1.4 million dollars
for their cum-spattered mirror,
and they've already got
a 200 thousand dollar down payment
on this cum-spattered blue canvas,
the second 200 thousand dollars
to be paid as soon as the
blue canvas gets delivered to
the Museum.  
Now, BG and Jake are there in
front of the blue canvas naked
and gorgeous looking
at each other and feeling
good about being naked
nearly all the time
they're here at home
so they can see each
other naked all the time.
"Yeah, we sure have a lot of fun
spurting cum, don't we?" says BG.
"Oh yes we do," says Jake. "Spurting
cum is a heck of a
lot of fun."
They pause and consider their
lively multi-orgasmic days, and they
both smile.  
They have now signed the
canvas that they spent over
two weeks jerking off
in front of and spattering
with their own cum.  
BG and Jake stand there
looking at the BGJO-BLUE
they just wrote at the
top right corner of the canvas.
They stand there looking
at all the cum spots spatters
and blobs and drips that they've
spurted onto that canvas.
"We do good work don't we?"
says BG.
"Indeed we do," says Jake. "We
are extremely talented
cum spurters aren't we."
"Indeed we are," says BG. "Indeed
we are."

--Carl Miller Daniels (January 22, 2023)