Saturday, October 31, 2020


 Happy Halloween!  

(This photo also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this photo at newTumbl.)

Friday, October 30, 2020


towel -- video is 3.4 seconds long  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)


great pelvic thrusts  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

 Gentle Reminder--

These days I'm having more fun at my newTumbl blog than I'm having here at my blogspot blog. So I'll be posting here less frequently than I did before. I do hope you'll enjoy what I've already posted here, and also hope you'll be visiting my newTumbl blog, and enjoying your visits there.  newTumbl is lots of fun!  Reminder--

Here's the link to my newTumbl blog--
https://cmd2019.newtumbl.com/

But you won't be able to see everything on my newTumbl blog unless you have a newTumbl blog of your own. In general, you'll only be able to see the "G-rated" stuff, and not any of the "X-rated" stuff on my newTumbl blog, if you don't have your own newTumbl blog.

Hope you'll decide to set up your own newTumbl blog if you don't already have one.  Like I said, newTumbl is lots of fun!


naked coffee (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around

Hi again. Yep I'm still playing around with my list of Celebrity Initials -- Celebrity Initials and the word associations that occur to me: sex fantasies, imagining, my not-so-secret longings, desires, and speculations -- that sort of thing. I recently added the Property Brothers to the list. They're at the end of the list -- that's where all the new additions go. Today I'm adding (more!) Jace Norman (I had a real nice dream about Jace Norman last night) -- he's at the end of the list, right after the Property Brothers. Anyhow, hope you enjoy the list. Best wishes, Carl Miller Daniels (October 30, 2020)

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)

Ashton Kutcher
     Apricot Kiss
     Aquamarine Kink

Matthew Gray Gubler
     Mighty Good Gonads

Channing Tatum
     Cum Toothpaste   

Cesar Vicente
     Charms Viewers
     Codpiece Vowels
     Cupid's Valentine

Tom Welling
     Tumescent Whopper
     Thermonuclear Wetdream

Tom Daley
     The Diety

Jeremy Allen White
     Jizzes Alone Watching
     Joking and Wanking
     Jerking and Wagging
     Jizzes Another Washrag
     Just Apply Whipcream

Matthew Mitcham
     Mesmermizes Me
     Mustang Masturbation
     Muscular Memories
     Mesmerizes Men
     Mesmerizes Many
     Merman Magic

Peter Firth
     Petulant Fuck
     Penis Festival
     Phallic Fixation
     Pecker Filmed
     Perfect Film
     Passion Flowers
     Powerful Fingering
     Penis Flaccid
     Perineum Funky
     Pleasure Fountain
     Pisses Fireworks
     Produces Firewood
     Puberty Ferocious
     Penis Frosty
     Prioritizing Fucks
     Pleasant Fantasies
     Perpetual Fondling
     Poetic Finale
     Posterior Flashed
     Planetary Fauna
     Pubescent Flora

Zac Efron
     Zoned Erotic
     Zillion Ejaculations
     Zipper Exhaustion
     Zigzagging Enthusiasm
     Zeus's Erection
     Zesty Entree
     Zirconium Electricity

Viggo Mortensen
     Viewed Masturbating
     Very Magnificent
     Various Methods

Robbie Amell
     Really Adorable
     Resting Ass-Up
     Rimming Allowed
     Rainy Afternoon
     Rank Armpits
     Rubbing Alcohol
     Repeat Application

Bradley Cooper
     Boner Captain
     Bourbon-scented Cum
     Best Coitus (Ever!)
     Buddy Creamer
     Boys Crave (him)
(and his) Big Cock (too)
     Beautiful Creature

Jonathan Taylor Thomas
     Just The Tip

Justin Timberlake
     Jizz Time

Hugh Jackman
     Heated Jockstrap

Taylor Lautner
     Toy Lover
     Testicles Licked
     Twilight Legend
     Twenty Lashes (but oh-so-gently)

Matthew McConaughey
     Masturbating Masturbating
     Mild Mannered
     Moist Membranes

Kit Harington
     Kiss Him
     Kind Heart
     Kinky Humping

Property Brothers
     Penis Buffet
     Power Balls
     Programmable Boinking
     Phallic Buttressing
     Pretty Brawny
     Penis Butter

Jace Norman
     Jizzes Nightly
     (onto)
     Jasper's Nipples
     Juggles Nude
     (or)
     Just Nikes
     Jovial Naughtiness
     Jibber-jabbers Nicely
     Jupiter Nocturnes
     Jockstrap Needs

     

And that's all for now... I might add more later, maybe. Anyhow, that's it for today, October 30, 2020.

Sunday, October 25, 2020


hands-free  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)


cute guy jerks off -- great balls  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around

Hi again. OCD still goin' strong and I still seem to be at work on this here list. I recently added Viggo Mortensen, Robbie Amell, and Bradley Cooper. Those new additions are at the end of the list -- that's where all the new additions go. Today I added Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Justin Timberlake, Hugh Jackman, and Taylor Lautner -- they're at the end of the list, as habit dictates. Yep, OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) still at work, I guess. Anyhow, hope you enjoy the list. Best wishes, Carl Miller Daniels (October 25, 2020)

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)

Ashton Kutcher
     Apricot Kiss
     Aquamarine Kink

Matthew Gray Gubler
     Mighty Good Gonads

Channing Tatum
     Cum Toothpaste   

Cesar Vicente
     Charms Viewers
     Codpiece Vowels
     Cupid's Valentine

Tom Welling
     Tumescent Whopper
     Thermonuclear Wetdream

Tom Daley
     The Diety

Jeremy Allen White
     Jizzes Alone Watching
     Joking and Wanking
     Jerking and Wagging
     Jizzes Another Washrag
     Just Apply Whipcream

Matthew Mitcham
     Mesmermizes Me
     Mustang Masturbation
     Muscular Memories
     Mesmerizes Men
     Mesmerizes Many
     Merman Magic

Peter Firth
     Petulant Fuck
     Penis Festival
     Phallic Fixation
     Pecker Filmed
     Perfect Film
     Passion Flowers
     Powerful Fingering
     Penis Flaccid
     Perineum Funky
     Pleasure Fountain
     Pisses Fireworks
     Produces Firewood
     Puberty Ferocious
     Penis Frosty
     Prioritizing Fucks
     Pleasant Fantasies
     Perpetual Fondling
     Poetic Finale
     Posterior Flashed
     Planetary Fauna
     Pubescent Flora

Zac Efron
     Zoned Erotic
     Zillion Ejaculations
     Zipper Exhaustion
     Zigzagging Enthusiasm
     Zeus's Erection
     Zesty Entree
     Zirconium Electricity

Viggo Mortensen
     Viewed Masturbating
     Very Magnificent
     Various Methods

Robbie Amell
     Really Adorable
     Resting Ass-Up
     Rimming Allowed
     Rainy Afternoon
     Rank Armpits
     Rubbing Alcohol
     Repeat Application

Bradley Cooper
     Boner Captain
     Bourbon-scented Cum
     Best Coitus (Ever!)
     Buddy Creamer
     Boys Crave (him)
(and his) Big Cock (too)
     Beautiful Creature

Jonathan Taylor Thomas
     Just The Tip

Justin Timberlake
     Jizz Time

Hugh Jackman
     Heated Jockstrap

Taylor Lautner
     Toy Lover
     Testicles Licked
     Twilight Legend
     Twenty Lashes (but oh-so-gently)

     

And that's all for now... I might add more later, maybe. Anyhow, that's it for today, October 25, 2020.

Saturday, October 24, 2020

brushwork

and so all the leaves changed color and fall arrived.
walking in the woods became a multi-colored near-psychedelic dream.
for a shy sensitive sexy slender sexed-up young man,
it was a wonderland for masturbatory indulgence.
he walked there daily, after school, amongst
the foliage, amongst the craggy tree trunks,
crackly insects making their strange crackling sounds,
lizards skittering here and there, birds
near ultra-loud with the intensity of their
autumnal squawkings and murmurings.
the shy sensitive sexy slender sexed-up young man
took it all in, as he walked naked and
wide-eyed and wild-eyed and his big smooth
satiny dick fully erect as he walked there
amongst it all, there in the forest,
the colors vibrant, the smells of mossiness
and approaching decay. he paused often
and gave himself over fully to his masturbatory
desires, standing there in the woods
pumping on his big smooth penis,
his pink nipples sweaty and tingling,
anointing the leafy mossy moldy ground
with puddles of cum, there in the
land of techno-color and the tension
of the approaching winter lapping at
his toes, smelling his tight pink little asshole.
shy sensitive sexy slender sexed-up young man
walked on, smiling sweetly, the look
in his eyes, goofy, and wise, and wild.
there were a few droplets of shot cum
that clung to the tops of his toes,
and the rest of it dried there behind,
where he'd marked his territory like
a dog that spurted cum instead
of pee. he did it all quietly, except for the occasional
yelp of joy, there in the multi-hued forest,
before the certainty of winter.

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem also appears in my book Gorilla Architecture, published by Interior Noise Press in 2011. It first appeared in Chiron Review, Issue 90, Spring 2010.)


 1952 Someca-Gregoire

Tuesday, October 20, 2020


Lake Superior  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Monday, October 19, 2020


cute guy flex and masturbates in front of mirrors  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)












Peter Firth, Equus

Sunday, October 18, 2020

Happy Birthday Zac Efron!
33 years old today, October 18, 2020
Born October 18, 1987















Zac Efron

flavor

oh yes, it is indeed possible that Zac Efron is the
sexiest most handsome young man on the planet.
yes, it is indeed possible that every young gay boy,
that every gay teenage boy,
that every gay young man, that every gay 30-something
man, that every gay middle-age man, and that every gay old man
on the planet
who has ever seen even one photograph of Zac Efron or
who has seen Zac Efron act in even one movie
entertains the thought of gently licking
Zac Efron's balls.
and yes,
it is indeed possible that ANYbody on the planet
with any sense knows that
Zac Efron, yes, KNOWS
that Zac Efron is almost excruciatingly attractive,
knows
that Zac Efron is handsome beyond almost
all standard measures of handsomeness,
knows that Zac Efron is
sexy way beyond almost all measures of sexiness.
gay males, straight females, and no doubt
bi males and bi females, too, think
about Zac Efron in terms that are sexual.
some straight males, too, yes males
who know that they are heterosexual, perhaps
nonetheless find themselves thinking
about Zac Efron in terms that are
frankly, sexual. in fact, some heterosexual
males are no doubt disturbed to wake
up in the middle of the night
fresh from a dream involving an imagined Zac Efron
movie and a Zac Efron scene
is which there is full frontal nudity of
a Zac Efron kind.
Most disturbing of all, to these kind
of men, is that whenever they spell
his name, they always spell it
right.

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem first appeared in Chiron Review, Issue 86, Spring 2009. It also appears in my book Be Kind to Strangers, published by BareBackPress in 2015.)


The first panel shows David Henrie, probably in a scene from the television show Wizards of Waverly Place. The second panel is almost certainly Zac Efron, in a scene from a completely different show.


a nice quick wank  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)


beautiful hunky guy jerks off (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Saturday, October 17, 2020





 Jean-Francois Millet  (via dappledwithshadow.com)


 Dandelion Seed Balls and Trees (1917), Charles Burchfield (via dappledwithshadow.com)


 Max Pechstein (German, 1881-1955), Sonnenblumen, 1931 (via dappledwithshadow.com)

How I accidentally fucked my best friend while he was practicing the piano
 

Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around


I recented added Taron Egerton to this list. (He's at the end of the list -- that's where the new additions go.)  Then I added Ashton Kutcher, Matthew Gray Gubler, Channing Tatum, Cesar Vicente, Tom Welling, Tom Daley, and Jeremy Allen White. YUM! Today, and, again, at the end of the list, I'm adding Matthew Mitcham and (more!) Peter Firth. YUM!!!

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)

Ashton Kutcher
     Apricot Kiss
     Aquamarine Kink

Matthew Gray Gubler
     Mighty Good Gonads

Channing Tatum
     Cum Toothpaste   

Cesar Vicente
     Charms Viewers
     Codpiece Vowels
     Cupid's Valentine

Tom Welling
     Tumescent Whopper
     Thermonuclear Wetdream

Tom Daley
     The Diety

Jeremy Allen White
     Jizzes Alone Watching
     Joking and Wanking
     Jerking and Wagging
     Jizzes Another Washrag
     Just Apply Whipcream

Matthew Mitcham
     Mesmermizes Me
     Mustang Masturbation
     Muscular Memories
     Mesmerizes Men
     Mesmerizes Many
     Merman Magic

Peter Firth
     Petulant Fuck
     Penis Festival
     Phallic Fixation
     Pecker Filmed
     Perfect Film
     Passion Flowers
     Powerful Fingering
     Penis Flaccid
     Perineum Funky
     Pleasure Fountain
     Pisses Fireworks
     Produces Firewood
     Puberty Ferocious
     Penis Frosty
     Prioritizing Fucks
     Pleasant Fantasies
     Perpetual Fondling
     Poetic Finale
     Posterior Flashed
     Planetary Fauna
     Pubescent Flora
     

     

And that's all for now... I might add more later, maybe. Maybe not...

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around


I recented added Taron Egerton to this list. (He's at the end of the list; that's where the new additions go.)  Today I'm adding Ashton Kutcher, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Channing Tatum. YUM!

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)

Ashton Kutcher
     Apricot Kiss
     Aquamarine Kink

Matthew Gray Gubler
     Mighty Good Gonads

Channing Tatum
     Cum Toothpaste   

     

And that's all for now...

Monday, October 12, 2020









 Wassily Kandinsky (Russian, 1866-1944)

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