Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around


Today I added Taron Egerton to this list. (He's at the end of the list, where I've decided that all new additions go.)  I watched Rocketman again recently. Great movie!

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)
     

     

And that's all for now...