good morning

the dough on the pillow
in the morning was fresh,
gooey, smelled of sugar
and raw cookies.
**
hot-looking sexed-up young
man lay on his belly,
his big dick hard against
the mattress top, and
sandwiched in between his taut
firm belly and the wrinkled-
up sheet.
**
his nose was practically
right in the dough.
his nostrils flared wide.
he opened his eyes and
sniffed, breathed in
deeper then still deeper.
**
he did a push-up on
the bed, lifted himself from
the knees and
up with his arms, stared
down at the dough on
his pillow,
felt the freedom as
his big hard dick
projected free
and turgid into the
warm air instead
of into the top of
the sheet-covered mattress.
**
with one finger, he scraped
a little bit of dough
off his pillow and held
it up to his nose.
it smelled really really
sweet. his mouth began
to water, and he began
to jerk off. in only
a few seconds, he
spurted cum onto
his sheet, and ran
his tongue-tip around the
edges of his lips.
**
then he got out of
bed, stood there looking
down at the cum-spattered
sheet and at the dough-covered
pillow. "hmmmmm" he thought.
"hmmmmmm."
**
noise from the kitchen.
noise down the hall.
noise as somebody opens
his door and walks right
on it. the sexy naked
young man is still standing
there, looking down at his
cum on the sheet and at the whitish
gooey dough on
his pillow.
**
person who walked into
his room says "did
the smell of that cookie
dough on your pillow get you
so excited you decided you had to
cum on your sheet?"
**
young man who has just
cum on his sheet stares
at the person who has
just asked him this question.
person who has just asked
him this question is
his biology professor,
an older man with a
great sense of evolutionary
interactions of co-specific
mitochondrial adhesions to
zoological principle.
**
young man who has just
cum on his sheet says, to
his biology professor,
"i was just in the mood
to cum. i'm not sure
if this cookie dough on
my pillow was a factor or
not."
**
"we should do an experiment,"
says his biology professor,
"and find out."
**
"ok" says the young man
who has just cum on his sheet.
theirs has always been a unique and
spontaneous relationship,
and no one was the least bit surprised
when they shared the nobel prize in
life sciences, not once, but twice.


--Carl Miller Daniels (March 17 , 2006)