winter follicles

the sexy naked college freshman boy sat in the
sauna and sweated.
a turtle nibbled at his toes.
he tried to ignore the turtle, but the
turtle's jaws were sharp, and threatened
to break the skin.
the sexy naked college freshman boy
had found this sauna in the deep dark
recesses of the college gym. it seemed
to be seldom used. in addition to
the turtle that was nibbling at his toes,
there were at least 80 bright shiny
blue-tailed lizards, roaming around,
frenetic and hyper-energetic, as if
they had been slurping up some kind
of lizard-brain-stimulatory drugs.
the sexy naked college freshman boy
sat there and sweated, and watched the lizards,
and watched the turtle. the turtle bit
down a little too hard, so the
sexy naked college freshman boy stood
up and walked to the other side
of the bench
on the other side of the sauna.
the turtle whimpered, but seemed
to accept the situation.
the sexy naked college freshman boy
suddenly found all of this, everything
about it, just waaaaay toooo sexually charged
to resist, and so he tugged on his big dick
with his sweaty fingers until his dick
got hard, and then he sat there with
his legs spread wide and masturbated
unabashedly while the turtle, and,
yes, there was no doubt about it, yep,
all 80 blue-tailed lizards paused
in the midst of their frenetic
wanderings, and they all watched
the sexy naked college freshman boy
sitting there with his legs
spread wide, as he tugged on his
big hard dick. the sexy naked college
freshman boy quickly reached the point
where he didn't care where his cum
was gonna go when it was time for
it to spurt, so he just
masturbated with total abandonment
until his cum spurted out in big
globs and some of it shot right
over his head and hit
the wall behind him, but most of
it splatted onto his chest
and belly, and that's when
the blue-tailed lizards
scurried over, and started
lapping it up. they felt
odd and light and tingly
on his skin, and he watched
them scurrying around on his
own body, and on
the wood over his head, as
they lapped
up the cum wherever it had stuck
to him, or
to the wall.
by this time, the turtle
had made its way around the
top row of benches, and was,
again, nibbling at
the toes
of the sexy naked college freshman boy.
it was at this moment that
the sauna door opened, and
6 flamingoes walked in,
stunningly pink, absolutely
beaming their approval.

--Carl Miller Daniels (October 21, 2009)