time: cretaceous earth ceremonies

a few weeks later,
the two sexy naked big-dicked teenage boys
were again making out in the upstairs bedroom.
no one else was home.
they were nearly delirious with all the
sex-fun they were having with each other.
"can i draw squirrels on your back with
this magic marker?" asked
one of the two sexy naked big-dicked teenage boys.
"ok," said the other sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy,
"but only if i can spurt my cum into your
left nostril."
"it's a deal," said
the first sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy.
**
ten minutes later,
another freaky wind split yet another tree
in half, right outside
the house. the tree made loud snapping
and crunching sounds
as its parts fell to the ground.
the two sexy naked big-dicked teenage boys
paused, and the magic-marker squirrels
began rushing all around on the smooth naked
back of the magic-marker-drawn-upon boy.
the semen inhalation left-nostril experiment
turned out ok, but
the squirrel-drawing,
they vowed never to repeat.
**
the next day,
the two sexy big-dicked teenage boys
got stuck, yet again, cleaning up fallen branches.
they began to see a pattern in their lives,
and found the whole concept a bit unsettling;
so, that night, they bought apple-blueberry-
flavored yogurt, a flavor they had
never tried before. "not bad,"
was one comment. "perhaps
with a little rum?" was the other.
later, they decided to measure
their own dicks, always fun for
a nice goofy grin.


--Carl Miller Daniels (May 23, 2010)