weird

"So you wake up in the middle of the
night with a hardon, and you walk
around naked in your bedroom with
your dick sticking out a foot in
front of you, and you look
out your bedroom window," says
one sexy tall skinny teenage boy.
"more like ten inches in front of
me" says the other sexy
tall skinny teenage boy.
"well maybe you say it's 10 inches, but
your hard dick always
looks more like 12 inches to me"
says the first sexy tall skinny
teenage boy.
"aww thanks," says the
sexy tall skinny teenage boy
who gets up in the middle
of the night with a hardon
and looks out the bedroom window.
"Anyhow," says the
sexy tall skinny teenage boy
who is listening attentively
to what the other
sexy tall skinny teenage boy
is telling him. "so you've
waken up in the middle of
the night with a hardon,
and you're walking around
naked in your bedroom, and
you're staring out the window,
so i'm guessing that since
you've got this massive 12-inch,
um, sorry, 10-inch hardon,
anyhow, it's massive and throbbing,
so you just go ahead and jerk yourself off."
"ummm, not exactly," says
the other sexy tall skinny
teenage boy. "that's the
weird part. i just stand there
naked looking out the window,
it's real dark in the
backyard, but i can see
the shapes of the trees
and the bushes, and it
looks like they're moving
around, wandering all around
in the backyard like
big globby monsters or
something, and that's when
my cum starts spurting out
of me, i'm not touching
my dick or anything, i just
start spurting cum while
i'm standing there and
thinking i'm seeing
those trees and bushes
moving around in the
backyard."
"weird" says the
other sexy tall skinny teenage boy.
"heck yeah, it is
weird," says
the sexy tall skinny teenage boy who
has just said he spurts
cum while looking out his
bedroom window, spurts cum
without even touching his dick.
"weird," they both say at
the same time. now, at this moment,
both sexy tall skinny teenage boys
are in bed together, both of
them are naked, and they are talking
in the bedroom of the boy
who gets up in the middle
of the night with a hardon
and stares out the window
until he cums. "wanna jerk each
other off?" says the
sexy tall skinny teenage boy who
gets up at night with a hardon and
thinks he sees trees and bushes
moving around in the backyard. "might
help me take my mind
off all that."
"sure" says the other sexy tall
skinny teenage boy.
then they grab ahold
of each other's big erect dicks and start
tugging.
"dang that feels good," says
the sexy tall skinny teenage boy
who sees the trees and bushes move
in the middle of the night.
"dang that feels great" says
the other sexy tall skinny teenage boy
as they tug on each other's big smooth  
dicks.  soon, they both
spurt big gooey plumes of
cum--it spatters their
chests and bellies and some of
it gets on the sheets and
pillowcases.
then they lie there in bed,
on their backs,
side by side, and they
look toward the window.
it's the middle of the afternoon now --
the bedroom is bright and sunny.
"do you think it'll happen
again tonight? do you
think i'll see the
trees and bushes moving
around out there?" says
the sexy tall skinny teenage boy
who sees these things at
night while walking around
naked in his room with
a hardon until he spurts cum.
"do you want to see that?" says
the other sexy tall skinny teenage boy.
"i'm not sure," says the
sexy tall skinny teenage boy who
sees trees and bushes moving around in
his backyard,
"but those orgasms i have when
i'm looking out the window, they're
fantastic orgasms, about the
best orgasms i ever have, i guess
i should have mentioned that."
"weird" says the other
sexy tall skinny teenage boy.
"i know," says the
sexy tall skinny teenage boys who
gets out of bed naked
at night with a hardon and
has the great orgasms while
looking out his bedroom window
at what looks like
trees and bushes moving around
in the backyard.
"yeah, those are some great
orgasms, alright," says
the sexy tall skinny teenage boy
who has those kind of orgasms. then
he adds, "weird huh?"
then "weird," say both
sexy tall skinny teenage boys.
then they say it again.
"weird, weird, weird."

--Carl Miller Daniels (March 1, 2024)