spores and legends

"some of these mushroom caps sure do look
like dickheads," says abe.
"they sure do, don't they?" replies zeke.
abe and zeke are both sexy young men.
they've gotten a job growing mushrooms at a farm
that grows them in the basement of an old barn.
"sort of makes me horny looking at all these dickheads all
day long," says abe.
"oh really?" says zeke.
**
exactly 3 minutes later,
their pants are
unzipped and
they're taking turns sucking
each other off.
**
then they zip up
and get back to work. they
are both kind of grinning smugly
and can't seem to stop.
"i think i'm gonna like this
job," says abe.
"me, too," says zeke.
**
working with the mushrooms that
summer meant that
neither abe nor zeke
got a suntan that summer. that,
however, as they both recall,
was their only
complaint.

--Carl Miller Daniels (2015)