100 Euphemisms For Semen


1. Baby Batter

2. Ball Barf

3. Bonkjuice

4. Buttermilk

5. Choad Nectar

6. Clam Sauce

7. Cock Droplets

8. Cock Snot

9. Cough Drops

10. Cuckoo Spit

11. Crack Wax

12. Cream

13. Crud

14. Cum

15. Custard

16. Daddy Sauce

17. Dongwater

18. Erectoplasm

19. Face Cream

20. Fish Dip

21. Flour Water

22. Fructis

23. Fun Gel

24. Gentleman’s Relish

25. Glue

26. Happy Trails

27. Hemulsion

28. High Fructose Porn Syrup

29. Honey

30. Hot Milk

31. Jam

32. Jamba Juice

33. Jazz

34. Jelly

35. Jizz

36. Layonnaise

37. Letch Water

38. Liquid Silk

39. Live Cultures

40. Load

41. Love Liquor

42. Male Tears

43. Man Chowder

44. Man Foam

45. Man Period

46. Man Seed

47. Monkey Juice

48. Nobslurry

49. Nizzle-Drizzle

50. Nut Butter

51. Oil of Man

52. Oil of Ulay

53. Ointment

54. Onward Christian Soldiers

55. Oyster Droppings

56. Pale Marmalade

57. Pearl Jam

58. Penis Colada

59. Pole Milk

60. Population Paste

61. Prick Liquid

62. Protein Shake

63. Pube Solvent

64. Pudding

65. Rude Glue

66. Salad Dressing

67. Satchel Syrup

68. Schlong Jelly

69. Scum

70. Sink Bubbles

71. Slime

72. Snake Spray

73. Soap

74. Spaff

75. Spendings

76. Spew

77. Splashback

78. Splooge/Spooge

79. Spratz

80. Spume

81. Spunk

82. Squiggle

83. String of Pearls

84. Tadpoles

85. Tail Juice

86. Tallow

87. Throat Yogurt

88. Trouser Gravy

89. Turkey Spit

90. Wad

91. Wang Pus

92. Wank Paste

93. Weiner Sauce

94. Wet Paint

95. White Gold

96. White Honey

97. White Light/White Heat

98. White Ribbon

99. Willymilk

100. Wormgob


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