the certainty of algorithmic reasoning

the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy thought it
was fun to use his own dick as a hat rack.
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
thought it was fun to stand in front
of a mirror and get a hardon and hang
a hat over his dick, so that his
erect dick was acting like a hat rack.
then, generally, after making like
a hat rack for a while,
he took the hat off,
jerked off, and spurted cum onto
the mirror.
**
life went on like
that for a while.
**
then, one night,
at a party, and, more than
a little drunk,
he decided to do his hat rack routine.
he took off all his clothes and
hung his hat over his erect dick and people
laughed and chuckled and nudged
each other. then
his science teacher snuck up
behind him and fucked him.
it all happened pretty fast.
**
the science teacher was only 26,
a tall lean athletic good-looking man,
and
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
fell hard for him.
that very same night,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
moved in with him,
and they spent most of their free time
fucking.
**
pretty soon,
things got a little weird
in terms of the attitudinal positions
of other people,
and
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
and his science teacher
moved to another city,
got an apartment,
and
settled down to an approximation
of domestic tranquility. other than
they couldn't keep their hands
off of each other, and sex was
constant constant constant
and
quite often
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
did his hat rack routine
and
his science teacher
crept up behind him and
fucked him.
they liked to watch all
this happen in the mirror.
**
many years later,
they liked to
cool each other off with
gobs of ice cream applied
to tender and delicate areas of
their hot sweaty bodies.
it was all very scientific,
and the flavors
had to be just
right. strawberry was a little bit
gritty, with all those little bitty
gritty strawberry seeds,
but, they found,
was well worth
the trouble.


--Carl Miller Daniels (February 6, 2014)