hound's-tooth

the watson-holmes-based theory of crime detection
fascinated the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy.
haha.  not really.
in reality,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
didn't care one bit about the watson-holmes-based
theory of crime detection.
what
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
did care about
was his english teacher, mr. rand.
mr. rand had just graduated from college.
mr. rand was blonde sexy and tall and
skinny, with a big smooth cock that
sometimes pushed against the front of his trousers.
the truth is:
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
is in love with mr. rand. is in lust
with mr. rand. wants
to do sexy sexual things with
mr. rand.
however,
there didn't seem to be much
chance that anything like that was
going to happen
between
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
and his good-looking hot young english teacher,
mr. rand.
**
one night,
as the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
sat alone in his own bedroom
doing his homework, reading
yet another sherlock holmes short
story, for mr. rand truly
seemed to like those stories very much,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
sprouted his usual hardon,
and was gently tugging on it
as he read the short story,
and
it occurred to him
that maybe holmes and watson
were more than "just friends" --
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
wasn't an idiot, and he
knew he couldn't possibly be
the first person to have
ever had this thought
about the relationship of holmes and watson,
and,
as the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
tugged gently on his great big smooth
throbbing dick,
he wondered
if this were the sort of question
he might ask mr. rand, after class,
just the two of them,
mr. rand leaning close,
mr. rand's big smooth cock erect underneath
the tent of his trousers,
and,
and at that moment of contemplation of
himself and mr. rand talking over
this serious literary matter
of whether or not there was "something
going on" between holmes and watson,
this is what  the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy --
so very naked, and his big dick so very hard,
now,
all alone in his own bedroom -- this is
what
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
was thinking about as he
started spurting cum and spurting cum
and spurting cum and
the force of the orgasm was nearly
knocking him off the bed.
god god god what a great
orgasm,
all alone,
thinking of mr. rand,
and
sherlock holmes short stories
and
about how "sherlock" rhymes with
"cock",
but that didn't really have to
do anything with anything, did it,
as the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
spurts cum and spurts cum
while thinking about
mr. rand,
and thinking about sherlock holmes bent over
the naked butt of dr. watson, and
as dr. watson whimpers
at insertion, the sexy naked big-dicked
teenage boy spurts yet more cum,
and as he spurts and spurts and spurts,
it's easy for him to picture
mr. rand, as mr. rand's pants bulge
at the front, and mr. rand
bends down real close to
that sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy's ear
and whispers into that ear something really really
dirty.

--Carl Miller Daniels (May 23, 2013)