food for thought

cute sexy steve is alone, asleep,
and dreaming.
**
this is what steve is dreaming:
**
there is a bright spectacular
light coming from the
open glowing oven.  there is an attractive man
standing beside the oven. he has made a cake.
he is wearing only a white apron.
steve himself is wearing nothing at all.
the man in the apron says
"masturbation is the key to
the universal truth of kitchen ware."
soon, steve and the man in the apron
are rolling around
on the kitchen floor --
little clouds of white fluffy flour
dust are drifting around like
cupid's wayward arrows.
there is the aroma of sugar, flour, oven heat,
and sex. it is nearly overwhelming.
**
then, steve wakes up.
**
he wakes up to
the accompaniment of his own
multi-spurting orgasm.
**
steve notes that, despite the mess,
the sensation during the actual orgasm is
one of great pleasure,
and, when he clicks on the bedside lamp:
he sees, what else? icing, but it's not
on a cake.

--Carl Miller Daniels (September 10, 2005)