combo

the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy was
eating a sandwich, savoring
his favorite part, the thick rich layer of mayonnaise.
his mayonnaise-induced euphoria lasted only a short while,
however, and then another species went extinct. but, just
a couple minutes after that,
a previously unknown species was discovered somewhere
in the lushness of the tropics. so he figured that made it okay.
**
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
went back to eating his mayonnaise-slathered
sandwich. everything else was secondary: meat,
tomato, cheese. the mayonnaise was the
important element, the most desired flavor.
**
that night,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
heard on the news that
at least TWO HUNDRED brand-new deep-sea species
had just been discovered.
TWO HUNDRED!
this news made him smile.
he liked the idea that the earth was teeming
with life, all kinds of it.
**
lying naked in bed that night, on his back,
all the covers thrown off,
jerking off,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
smeared mayonnaise on his dick
and spurted cum all over his chest and
belly. he could practically feel
all those little spermatozoans wriggling
around on his skin, trapped in the
blobs of mayo that still clung to his
fingers and dick shaft.  he could
sense their
wriggliness wane, however,
and quickly accepted the
knowledge that today
was their day
to die.

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem also appeared in Chiron Review, Issue 102, Winter 2015. And it also appears in my book String Bean, published by BareBackPress in 2018.)