umlaut

smelling like a candle, he walks into the party
hoping to get blown.
blown out, blown up, or blown away, but mainly, just blown.
yep, guy who smells like a candle just
wants the feel of human lips on his own peter.
guy who smells like a candle shouldn't have
too much trouble getting someone
to blow him. guy who smells like a candle
is tall and good-looking, wearing a very nice
pair of jeans, and displaying a really "nice package."
sure enough, guy who smells like a candle
gets approached quite early on.
inquiries are made. intentions are stated.
decisions are reached.
**
so, that night, the guy who smells like
a candle is getting capably and competently
blown by the good-looking muscular blond
guy who had approached him only a short
while ago.  they are at the good-looking
muscular blond guy's apartment. the apartment is
clean and well-lighted. beginning, during, and
after the sucking-off process, the blond
guy keeps commenting: "god you smell
just like a candle. that wax smell,
ya know, before it burns."
guy who smells like a candle says,
"yep, uh huh: smelled that way for
a few years, i think.
ever since i hit puberty."
"so it's not a cologne of some kind?"
asks blond guy.  "nope,"
says guy who smells like a candle.
"nope. it's just me."
"i LIKE it," says blond guy. "i like
it a lot."
**
later that night, lying in bed together in
the blond guy's apartment, guy who
smells like a candle says: "i like
getting blown. let's do it again, ok?"
"golly," says the blond guy, this'll
be the fourth time! you ARE insatiable,
aren't you?" blond guy himself has
had to beat-off in order to achieve
his own orgasms. guy who smells like
a candle has shown no interest in
sucking the blond guy off, or in
fucking him, or in being fucked by
him. so blond guy has beaten-off
a couple times while blowing
the guy who smells like a candle.
"yep," says guy who smells like
a candle. "that's me: insatiable. you
don't mind do you?"
"er," says the blond guy. "no. you're
quite the pepper, all right. and
you've got a big gorgeous smooth cock."
**
then, later that night, after
the blond guy falls asleep, guy
who smells like a candle gets
dressed, sneaks out, vanishes.
in the morning, the blond guy
notices stuff on his sheets --
not cum spots, but spots
of pure wax. blond guy puts his
nose right down over them
and smells--yep, wax spots all right,
smells just like a candle.
**
guy who smells like a candle
is back at home now in
his den--lying naked on
his back. he looks good,
there in the dimness,
and, with a sharp piece of
flint, he strikes a spark
against his left nipple.
a small flame arises
from that nipple; then he lies
there, holding a book,
reading by the flame of
his own left nipple.  when he
turns the page, he burps
up a little plume of smoke,
so small and delicate,
it's almost
invisible.

--Carl Miller Daniels (2008)