now, please.

clamp it shut before it bleeds out.
plug it up before it leaks out.
hold it in.
don't let it flow.
don't cum.
don't shit.
don't piss.
don't dribble.
don't drool.
keep that stuff right where it is.
don't vomit. that's right, swallow.
hold that stuff in!
**
sexy stream-lined naked little pete
squatted on his sexy
sinewy haunches in the sunny woods,
doing all of the following:
shitting, pissing, spurting cum,
drooling, sneezing, and sweating. then,
sexy stream-lined naked little pete
rammed his index finger down
his throat, and vomited.
then,
sexy stream-lined naked little pete
cut the
back of his hand
with a sharp rock,
and bled.
when he
stopped bleeding,
he smiled,
stood up,
farted,
and walked
cheerfully away.
**
so there.

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem appeared in Chiron Review, Issue 92, Autumn 2010.)