how things just happen

the joys of cole slaw included that exciting little tingle
at the tip of the tongue. oh yes oh my oh yes indeed
how the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy enjoyed
cole slaw on his hot dog. just cole slaw on
that hot dog. nothing else. just the meat, and
the bun, and the cole slaw.
heaven.
**
one day,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
stood alone in the kitchen
eating
a hot dog, i.e., eating
the meat, on the bun, with the cole slaw
slathered generously over the meat
and piled high in the trough
made by the two halves of the bun.
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
was wildly happy.
his parents had left him alone
for the evening,
he was eating his favorite food,
he was naked,
he was in the kitchen,
his dick was hard,
and he was eating his favorite food.
god, how he loved
cole slaw,
that tingle, that sharp little bite
at the tip of his tongue
as he chomped on the hot dog meat
and the bun and the cole slaw and
it all rolled around on his tongue
before succumbing to his teeth.
the cole slaw made a lovely
"crunchy" sound. and that
flavor! ahh. just
ahhhh.
after the sexy naked
big-dicked teenage boy finished four
hot dogs,
he just had to rush
into the bathroom
and climb into the shower,
and turn on the water
nice and hot,
and he stood there
and masturbated until
he just had to spurt
cum. his cum went
all over one of the shower
walls, and he cupped his
hands to fill them with
water and toss it onto
the shower wall and wash
all that cum right
down the drain.
then, he turned off
the shower, dried off,
went to his room,
and, still naked,
ate the last of
the cole slaw from
the plastic tub that was sitting
on his desk.
he licked his lips and
made loud smacking sounds
with his lips and his tongue.
oh. my. yes.
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy was
indeed
very very happy.
**
a year or so later,
having become a college student,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
lived in the dorm with
his roommate,
a very cute guy, nearly as cute
as him, and anyway
one night real
late they
were eating hot dogs with cole
slaw
in their room
and they both
realized they loved exactly
the same things, cole slaw,
american literature,
romantic sexual love,
and, that night,
for the first
time ever, they
climbed into
bed together
and touched each other
in every sexual way
possible and
spurted about 80 gallons
of cum
and they were
very very happy.
the whole time,
the tub of cole slaw
sat on one of their
desks, the slaw only
half-eaten,
the rest just sitting
there. when they saw
it in the morning, they
were both astonished that
they'd left it uneaten,
and sighed sadly as
they tossed that tub
into the trashcan, knowing,
as they both did,
the dangers of food poisoning,
and
the benefits
of caution.

--Carl Miller Daniels (2011)