Was Just Playing Around with Initials -- BUT
I'M OVER IT NOW!

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!