springsummer winterfall

the sexy naked sophomore college boy and the
scrawny skinny naked freshman college boy
are sitting in their dorm room on
the bottom bunk, legs crossed, facing each other.
they are eating crackers.
the scrawny skinny naked freshman college boy
has sprouted quite a nice big hardon, and
the sexy naked sophomore college boy
comments: "you've got a hardon."
the scrawny skinny naked freshman college boy
replies: "these are certainly excellent crackers,
aren't they?"
then, with almost the accompanying "SPROING!" sound,
the sexy naked sophomore college boy sprouts
a nice big hardon, too.
the two boys sit there eating their crackers
and staring at each other's hardons.
"JERK-OFF BREAK!!" they both shout in
perfect unison.
and that's exactly what they do,
the sexy naked sophomore college boy and the
scrawny skinny naked freshman college boy,
sitting there across from each other
on the bottom bunk, jerking themselves off
until they spurt cum all over their own
naked chests and bellies.
then, with one graceful, seemingly pre-rehearsed
motion, they each grab a handful of tissues
from the nearby tissue box, and wipe
themselves off.
"well," says
the sexy naked sophomore college boy to the
scrawny skinny naked freshman college boy,
"back to the crackers?"
"they are tasty, aren't they?" says
the scrawny skinny naked freshman college boy,
"and salty, too."
"we like salt," say the two boys together.
"we do we do we do."

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem also appears in my book Saline, published by Interior Noise Press in 2014.)