Good week for:
Humble bragging, after Burt Ward, who played Robin to
Adam West's Batman in the campy 1960s TV series, claimed that
network officials made him take penis-reducing pills to reduce a
too-large bulge in his skintight costume. Ward, now 74, says he
complied for three days, but then "just used my cape to cover it."
--THE WEEK, January 24, 2020