horsepower and the art of mustang maintenance

when well maintained,
cars still go quite fast even when
they're just drifting, such as when the driver's
foot is off the accelerator.
**
sometimes his car drifts; sometimes
it accelerates; but, at all times, it
is still going very very fast.
**
in fact, the cute guy driver
who is getting a blow job
says: "even when we're drifting,
we're still going really really fast."
**
and the cute guy passenger who
is giving the cute guy driver
the blow job lifts his lips
away from the cute guy driver's
great big saliva-slicked-up cock
for just a moment  
and says: "yes, that's true: even
when we're drifting, we're still going
really really fast."
**
when the cute guy driver cums
and starts spurting a seemingly
endless series of cum globules
into the cute guy passenger's mouth,
and the cute guy passenger swallows and
swallows and swallows,
the car goes very very fast, then
drifts, but never moves slowly.
in fact, the momentum is always
more than adequately
maintained.
**
of course,
the best sexual adventures are often
devoid of any technological advancements
whatsoever (for example: raw naked sex in
the wilderness never
goes out of style),
but,
no matter what the demagogues tell you,
no matter what they preach,
and no matter what the manuals advise,
a blow job at 75 mph
always means those horses
are gonna
neigh.

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem also appeared in FUCK!, Vol. 11, No. 2, February 2008.)