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some sports memorabilia has no-doubt been
touched by the naked exposed penis of
the legend who owned it: uniform -- pants;
even shirts; jerseys. mark spitz's swimsuit
hugged his penis and was certainly in intimate contact
with it.  michael phelps's
penis was cradled and enveloped and hugged
by his high-tech swimsuit. one only rarely
sees the swimsuits of sports legends go
up for sale.  in fact, i don't
think that the swimsuits of
famous swimmers ever go up for
sale in sales of sports memorabilia.
it's sort of like selling underpants.
that's not done, either. still, though,
there's little doubt that the respective penises
of famous baseball players have been
in close contact with those respective old
uniforms that one sometimes sees go up for sale.
maybe, some evenings, when the
baseball player was young and
sexed-up and angry at his
own performance that day, or
angry at the performance of
others, he went home and
didn't even take off his
uniform, just lay down
on his back in that uniform
and unzipped
his trousers and wriggled aside
his jock strap and pulled
out his shiny angry dick and jerked
himself off
there lying on his back, and splattered
his uniform, all of it, shirt, pants,
hell, maybe he was even in such a
weird mood he wiped up the cum with
his socks.  i understand some
men actually jerk off into
one of their socks; they
like the texture of the
inside of the sock against
their dick, and they like
that all the cum gets soaked
up by the toe of the sock.
it's tidy, and the soft nap
of the sock can be quite
pleasurable. and cum washes
out of clothes quite easily;
just need a washing machine
and laundry detergent.
that'll do it; no bleach
is necessary, no matter
whether the cum is
wet or already dry and
crispy. one rarely
sees the socks of sports
legends go up for sale.
not that i recall, anyway.
it's more likely the uniforms,
without the underwear,
you know, without jock
straps, without socks.
just the basics: trousers,
shirts, jerseys, shoulder pads.
shoes, sometimes. no
swimsuits, though.
baseball bats; baseballs.
footballs; soccer balls.
david beckham's underpants--
yeah right.
dream on.

--Carl Miller Daniels