Monday, November 30, 2020

 I just went to my blogspot blog and was annoyed. Evidently blogspot is having technical troubles.  Most of the little films that I posted won't run now.  Fooey.  So my blogspot blog currently ain't as much fun as it sometimes is.
;-)

Always somethin' ain't it? 

Saturday, November 28, 2020


exercising naked -- 11 seconds  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog -- https://cmd2019.newtumbl.com/. I found this video at newTumbl.)


cheerfully fucking  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog -- https://cmd2019.newtumbl.com/. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Thursday, November 19, 2020


hot guy strips -- approx 9 seconds   (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Gentle Reminder--

These days I'm having more fun at my newTumbl blog than I'm having here at my blogspot blog. So I'll be posting here less frequently than I did before. I do hope you'll enjoy what I've already posted here, and also hope you'll be visiting my newTumbl blog, and enjoying your visits there.  newTumbl is lots of fun!  Reminder--

Here's the link to my newTumbl blog--
https://cmd2019.newtumbl.com/

But you won't be able to see everything on my newTumbl blog unless you have a newTumbl blog of your own. In general, you'll only be able to see the "G-rated" stuff, and not any of the "X-rated" stuff on my newTumbl blog, if you don't have your own newTumbl blog.

Hope you'll decide to set up your own newTumbl blog if you don't already have one.  Like I said, newTumbl is lots of fun!


lanky guy masturbates  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)


 Apartment Houses, East River, Edward Hopper, c. 1930 (via dappledwithshadow.com)


 The Absinth Drinkers, Edvard Munch, 1890 (via dappledwithshadow.com)

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

trance

the tall sexy 17-yr-old boy
strips off all his clothes
and stands there totally naked staring
at his poster of marky mark.
in the large photograph that is the poster of
marky mark, marky mark has his shirt off and his pants are
so far down below his waist that the
waist band of the pants is right across
marky mark's large potent big thick calvin-klein-underpants-
covered cock. the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy
stares at his poster of marky mark
and he thinks of things that marky mark
would be saying to him: the first
thing marky mark says to him
is "i want to suck your cock while
i jerk off" and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy
stands there nearly motionless
his eyes glazed over he is barely blinking
at all and he is thinking so loud
he is practically saying it, "go ahead
and suck my cock then, just go ahead or are you
all talk or what" and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old
boy's cock is long and smooth and thick and sticking
up at a very sharp angle and the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is imagining
that marky mark's big full petulant lips are
wrapped tightly around his nice thick 17-yr-old-boy cock and the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy stares at the marky mark poster,
stares at marky mark's 3rd nipple which is not airbrushed away
in this version of the poster and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-
old boy is glad because he thinks that that third nipple
of marky mark's is really really sexy
and in fact the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy has a third
nipple, too, and this is something that he and marky mark
have in common, that, and being really really sexy

and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is now touching
his own cock is now touching it with just his
fingertips and marky mark is saying "i want
to suck your cock while i jerk off" and the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is staring at the poster
of marky mark and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is
touching his long thick 17-yr-old-boy cock lightly
with his fingertips and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy
is waiting for marky mark
to step down off the poster and for marky mark to
take down those mostly-fallen-down-already pants and kick them
off and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is waiting for
marky mark to pull down those famous white calvin
klein underpants of
his and waiting for marky mark to kick those famous white calvin
klein underpants across the room and waiting for marky mark
to walk over to him totally naked and kiss him full on the lips
and then kneel down in front of him and wrap his lips around
his great big throbbing 17-yr-old-boy cock while marky mark
is jerking himself off, and the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy
is touching his own big throbbing cock very very lightly with
just the very very tips of his fingertips and there is
half a teardrop oozing from one of his
eyes and moving slowly down his face
right next to his nose and he stands there
lightly touching his great big cock until marky mark
steps down off the poster and actually
the first thing they do is kiss on the lips
and then they tumble into the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old
boy's bed and they roll around
and embrace each other and stick
their tongues into each other's mouths and they
say things like god, oh god, oh fuck, oh god, oh
god you're gorgeous, oh god what a huge fuckin cock
and they taste each other's tongues and they taste each
other's cocks and they just can't lie still they are rolling
around and thrashing around and they are panting and gasping
and marky mark, naked and hard and sweaty, wraps his lips
tightly around the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy's
great big throbbing cock
and sexy naked hard and sweaty marky mark runs his tongue
around the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy's big purple
cockhead and then marky mark sucks the tall sexy
naked 17-yr-old boy's great big throbbing cock and
marky mark strokes the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy's
great big throbbing cock with his big long marky mark
fingers and then the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy squirts about a gallon
of cum into marky mark's hot wet saliva-filled mouth and

marky mark goes ummm grwllll ummm gulp ummmm ahhhh
slurpppp and then the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is standing there
at the foot of his bed staring at the big mark mark
poster and there is tall-sexy-naked-17-yr-old-boy cum
all over the big soft bath towel that
he has laid across the foot of the bed and
he has sure spurted a heck of a lot of cum
onto that towel and he still has his fingers wrapped tightly
around his still-stiff still-throbbing 17-yr-old-boy cock, and
he is staring at his poster of marky mark, the
tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is still clutching his
own big cock, a drop of semen glistens at its tip,
the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy is staring at the marky mark
poster, the tall sexy naked 17-yr-old boy's eyes are
glazed over, there is spittle
on his lower lip, he is breathing very very
slowly, he stares at the marky mark poster for
several more seconds until he suddenly and softly
says "shit" and then he takes down the poster and folds
it back up and puts it back in the back of his desk
under some books, he stands there naked
several more seconds, then he softly
says "shit" once again and then
he pulls on his tight little white briefs, his
cut-off blue jeans, a tight red tee-shirt, his
battered old tennis shoes, his baseball cap, he
goes out to the garage, rolls out the lawn mower,
starts it up, the whirrr of the motor is loud
and completely covers up the sound of
his nice deep voice when he says "shit" one
more time, the tall sexy 17-yr-old boy
pushes the lawn mower back and forth, back and forth,
back and forth, he is scowling like he is really
pissed off, he wants marky mark to be standing
in this very yard at this very moment so much
that he thinks he sees marky mark standing naked
in the middle of the back lawn, he stares at
marky mark until a puff of wind scoots across the grass,
and marky mark vanishes like a puff of
exploding dandelions on a sunny day in tibet,
or trinidad, or
some other place that people
dream of going to, but
almost never do.

Carl Miller Daniels (This poem appeared in Lucid Moon, Issue 9, June 1997.)

Sunday, November 15, 2020




Three books by me, Carl Miller Daniels. All three are available at Amazon.

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Georgia O'Keeffe (American, 1887-1986), Squash Blossom, 1925 (via dappledwithshadow.com)


 Nikolai Krymov, Cloud, 1910 (via dappledwithshadow.com)

Thursday, November 12, 2020


 The Blue Courtyard, Arenys -- Santiago Rusinol (via dappledwithshadow.com)


cute guy masturbates -- great nipples (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

 OCD

water the dog and take out the cat.
water the dog and take out the cat.
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
often had words going around inside his head.
a lot.
sometimes his brain stuck in a loop
and he repeated the exact same
sentence or exact same phrase to himself
dozens, perhaps even hundreds of times.
water the dog and take out the cat.
water the dog and take out the cat.
this phrase was going around inside
his handsome head now, and
it was a particularly troubling
phrase since they didn't HAVE a dog
or a cat.
but,
it seemed,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
just liked the sound those words
made going 'round n 'round inside
his handsome big-eyed head.
water the dog and take out the cat.
water the dog and take out the cat.
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
stood in front of his mirror,
watching his big hard smooth dick throb.
he began tugging on his dick
to the rhythm of the phrase
that was going on around inside his head.
WATer the DOG and take out the CAT.
WATer the DOG and take out the CAT.
then, finally,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
spurted about 30 big sloppy gobs of cum
right onto his mirror,
and then
he stood there, watching it
drip down the surface of the mirror
drip down the surface of the mirror
drip down the surface of the mirror
drip down the surface of the mirror

--Carl Miller Daniels (2011)

Sunday, November 8, 2020


fucking -- beautiful butt!  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around

Hi again. Yep I'm still playing around with my list of Celebrity Initials -- Celebrity Initials and the word associations that occur to me: sex fantasies, imagining, my not-so-secret longings, what-if's, could-it-be's, desires, and speculations, just plain kinda goofy OCD fun -- that sort of thing. I recently added Ryan Phillippe to the list. I added him at the end of the list -- that's where all the new additions go. Today I'm adding Chord Overstreet -- yep he's at the very end of the list, right after Ryan Phillippe. Anyhow, hope you enjoy the list. Best wishes, Carl Miller Daniels (November 8, 2020)

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)

Ashton Kutcher
     Apricot Kiss
     Aquamarine Kink

Matthew Gray Gubler
     Mighty Good Gonads

Channing Tatum
     Cum Toothpaste   

Cesar Vicente
     Charms Viewers
     Codpiece Vowels
     Cupid's Valentine

Tom Welling
     Tumescent Whopper
     Thermonuclear Wetdream

Tom Daley
     The Diety

Jeremy Allen White
     Jizzes Alone Watching
     Joking and Wanking
     Jerking and Wagging
     Jizzes Another Washrag
     Just Apply Whipcream

Matthew Mitcham
     Mesmermizes Me
     Mustang Masturbation
     Muscular Memories
     Mesmerizes Men
     Mesmerizes Many
     Merman Magic

Peter Firth
     Petulant Fuck
     Penis Festival
     Phallic Fixation
     Pecker Filmed
     Perfect Film
     Passion Flowers
     Powerful Fingering
     Penis Flaccid
     Perineum Funky
     Pleasure Fountain
     Pisses Fireworks
     Produces Firewood
     Puberty Ferocious
     Penis Frosty
     Prioritizing Fucks
     Pleasant Fantasies
     Perpetual Fondling
     Poetic Finale
     Posterior Flashed
     Planetary Fauna
     Pubescent Flora

Zac Efron
     Zoned Erotic
     Zillion Ejaculations
     Zipper Exhaustion
     Zigzagging Enthusiasm
     Zeus's Erection
     Zesty Entree
     Zirconium Electricity

Viggo Mortensen
     Viewed Masturbating
     Very Magnificent
     Various Methods

Robbie Amell
     Really Adorable
     Resting Ass-Up
     Rimming Allowed
     Rainy Afternoon
     Rank Armpits
     Rubbing Alcohol
     Repeat Application

Bradley Cooper
     Boner Captain
     Bourbon-scented Cum
     Best Coitus (Ever!)
     Buddy Creamer
     Boys Crave (him)
(and his) Big Cock (too)
     Beautiful Creature

Jonathan Taylor Thomas
     Just The Tip

Justin Timberlake
     Jizz Time

Hugh Jackman
     Heated Jockstrap

Taylor Lautner
     Toy Lover
     Testicles Licked
     Twilight Legend
     Twenty Lashes (but oh-so-gently)

Matthew McConaughey
     Masturbating Masturbating
     Mild Mannered
     Moist Membranes

Kit Harington
     Kiss Him
     Kind Heart
     Kinky Humping

Property Brothers
     Penis Buffet
     Power Balls
     Programmable Boinking
     Phallic Buttressing
     Pretty Brawny
     Penis Butter

Jace Norman
     Jizzes Nightly
     (onto)
     Jasper's Nipples
     Juggles Nude
     (or)
     Just Nikes
     Jovial Naughtiness
     Jibber-jabbers Nicely
     Jupiter Nocturnes
     Jockstrap Needs

Asa Butterfield
     Absolutely Beautiful
     Addictive Boner
     Alarmingly Blue eyes
     Adventerous Bohemian
     Adrenaline Boyfriend
     Ahhhh Boink!

Donnie Darko
     Donnie's Dick!
     (ahhh!)
     Donnie's Dick!!
     Dick Dick
     Dong Dick
     Dick Dong
     Delirious Dick
     Depressed Dick
     Demented Dick
     Daring Dick
     Double Dick
     Do-able Dick
     Drenched Dick
     Drippy Dick
     Drilling Dick
     Dicky Dick
     Determined Dick
     Dick Duty
     Dutiful Dick
     Darling Dick
     Demolition Dick
     Dong Dong
     Droopy Dong
     Definitive Dick
     Dandy Dick
     Dandelion Dregs
     Dramatic Derriere
     Double Danged
     Double Dribble
     Doughnut Dangle
     Damn Donnie!
     Damn Damn!
     Done Dreaming
     Dick Distressed
     Distant Drummer
     Does Double-duty
     Delectable Dong
     Delicate Dick
     Drained Dick
     Dry Dick
     Drained Dry

Aaron Taylor-Johnson
     Adorably Talkative Jizzing
     Agreeable Thick Jizz
     Aims The Jerking
     Attitude Thunderous Jovial
     A Tasty Jock

Ryan Phillippe
     Rocket Penis
     Rapid Pounding
     Reliable Penetrator
     Remarkable Physique
     Rests Periodically
     Rants Predictable
     Randomly Pontificates
     Routinely Polite
     Robust Personality
     Respects Pornography
     Reads (for) Pleasure
     Rated Platinum
     Rarely Platonic
     Radiates Physical
     Resplendent Package
     Reckless Puberty
     Relentless Pubic (hair)
     Raging Pheromones
     Royally Presented
     Repeats Pleasure
     Repeats Pleasure
     Repeats Pleasure
     Randy Penis
     Rank Pits

Chord Overstreet
     Cums Often
     Craves Oral
     Cock Oily
     Creative Onanism
     Colossal Organ
     Counts Orgasms
     Constant Obsession
     Cums Over
     Creamy Underpants
     Cock Oozing
     Carrot-insertion Optional
     Crude! Ouch!
     (but)
     Cum-urge Overwhelming
     Climax Olympic
     Certifiably Orange
     Certainly Oregano
     Cute Onions
     Curly Onomatopoeia
     Calmly Oinking
     Credits Olives
     Cranberry Orange  
     Cock-shaft Oscillating
     Cum dries, and gets Crispy, Over time...
     
       
And that's all for now... I might add more later, maybe. Anyhow, that's it for today, November 8, 2020.

Thursday, November 5, 2020


spreading out in bed -- 15 seconds  (This video also appears on my newTumbl blog. I found this video at newTumbl.)

 nesting

two cute big-dicked young men
climb into bed together.
they pull up the covers.
"good night" they say.
**
a moment of silence follows.
**
soon, they are asleep.
**
in the middle of the night,
though,
one guy pretends to remain asleep
while the other guy is busily
jerking off beside him.
**
the bed shakes subtly, rhythmically; there's
a sudden squeak. then silence.
tires screech on
the road outside, and once again,
silence.

--Carl Miller Daniels (This poem appeared in Thieves Jargon, issue #205, February 20, 2011.)

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Celebrity Initials -- Playing Around

Hi again. Yep I'm still playing around with my list of Celebrity Initials -- Celebrity Initials and the word associations that occur to me: sex fantasies, imagining, my not-so-secret longings, what-if's, could-it-be's, desires, and speculations -- that sort of thing. I recently added Asa Butterfield to the list. I added him at the end of the list -- that's where all the new additions go. Today I'm adding Donnie Darko -- he's at very the end of the list, right after Asa Butterfield. (Yeah yeah, of course I know that Donnie Darko is a fictional character, but he still made the list. The mind does, what the mind does... Go figure.) Anyhow, hope you enjoy the list. Best wishes, Carl Miller Daniels (November 4, 2020)

Carter Jenkins, Cock Joy
Ben Affleck, Balls Adoration
Matt Damon, Masculine Dessert
Jamie Bell, Judged Beautiful
Zac Efron, Zoo Edging
Russell Tovey, Radical Top
Nick Robinson, Nude Rutting
Jay Ferguson, Jeweled Fucker
Billy Crudup, Bountiful Cum
Tom Holland, Tumescence Holder
Chris Evans, Creative Ejaculations
Shia LaBeouf, Schlong Lovely
Ansel Elgort, Androphile Electric
Chris Pine, Candle Penetration
Dave Franco, Deliriously Friendly
     Deliciously Friendly
     Delirious Frotting
Daniel Radcliffe, Dapper Rectum
     Dark Restroom
Paul McCartney, Persistent Masturbator
     Pretty Musician
     Pretty Masturbator
Joe Namath, Jutting Naked
Brad Pitt, Bioluminescent Perineum
Joe Montana, Jacking Moonbeams
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jizzes Gallons
Jace Norman, Juicy Nuts
Ricky Nelson, Running Naked
James Franco, Just Flirty
Clint Eastwood, Cowboy Enema
Rob Lowe, Rod Lotion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jerking Gigantic Lewdness
Lucas Till, Likes Trojans
     Loves Testicles
     Licks Tastee-Freez
Leonardo DiCaprio, Lord Dongness
Bill Maher, Beautiful Mind
Sam Rockwell, Sexy Rump
     Snug Rubbers
     Sexual Release
     Semen Receptacle
     Squealing Requirement
     Sex Ready
     Scorchingly Romantic
Tyler Posey, Twisty Pumping
     Tween Perfection
     Television Product
     Tawdry Penetration
     Too Pretty
Dylan O'Brien, Drunk Oblivion
     Daily Objectification
     Does Onanism
Joey Lawrence, Junk Luggage
Matthew Lawrence, Masturbation License
Sterling Knight, Semen Kingdom
     Spider-man Kisser
Nicholas Hoult, Never Hairless
Ryan McGinley, Regularly Misbehaves
     Rowdy Masturbation
Shia LaBeouf, Serious Lubricator
     Smart Licker
     Smears Lust
Avan Jogia, Almost Jelly
     as in, his cum is so sweet, it's Almost Jelly!
OK! THIS JUST ENDS HERE,
        RIGHT NOW!  OKAY?!?!
oh Alright one more
           Tom Daley, Too Delicious!  

Batman Robin, Beautiful Rimming

Chris Pine, Cum Pressure
     Chardonnay Pee
Joe Dallesandro, Joy Delivery
Peter Firth, Pouts Flirty
     Probes Feral
John Stamos, Jizz Sticky

and that's all for the moment -- maybe more initials
to follow, maybe not, will just see what the future holds...

more...

Henry Cavill, Hot Damn!
     Harsh Cadence
     Halloween Candy
     Huge Climax
     Hung Chandelier
Tim Curry, Transcendent Confidence
Peter Hinwood, Pretty Hiney
     Poignantly Perky
     Perpetually Honored
     Please Honey!
Michael Landon, Memory Lane
     Man Lust
Charlie McDermott, Caffeinated Masturbator
     Copulatory Muscles
     Copulation Memories
     Clammy Mittens
     Cum Maker
Tyler Hoechlin, The Hunk
     TeenWolf Hottie
     Thoughtful Handjobs
     Tweed Humper


Kevin Zegers, Kindness Zone
     Kissing Zabka
William Zabka, Wanting Zegers
     Western Zest
Shemar Moore, Seriously Magnificent
Errol Flynn, Elegant Fuck
     Erotic Frankenstein (I'll bet he would have been an)
     Eager Fingering
Sidney Poitier, Specific Positioning
     Supine Projectory
KJ Apa, Killer Abs
     Kinky Assignments
Cole Sprouse, Candy Spurting
     Cums Spectacularly
Beau Mirchoff, Beautiful Man
     Big Meat

Gael Garcia Bernal
     Gentleman Great Butt
     Gooey Gelatinous Bed
     Greek God Body
     Gorgeous Gleaming Biceps
     Greetings Good Boys
     Grateful Good Boys
     Generous Genitalia Bouncy
     Glans Glossy Beaming
     Good Golly Beautiful!

Tony Perkins, Torrid Pubescence
     Tremendous Pulchritudinessiosity
     Troublingly Pretty
     Tropical Penis
     Touching PSYCHO -- great movie!
          So is FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Tab Hunter, Total Hottie
     Tender Humor
     Terrific Hardon
     Tony Humper
     Thor's Hammer

Doogie Howser
     Dick Holder
     Dick Handler
     Dick Hungry
     Diddled Himself
     Dry Humping
     Drenched Humping
     Drippy Hiney
     Delectable Hardon
     Delicious Hardon
     Delirious Howl

Neil Patrick Harris
     Nearly Perfect Handjob
     Nice Perfect Hummer
     Nest Pubic Hair
     Nureyev Penis Heft
     Noisy Penetration Habits
     Nice Purple Hardon
     Nightly Perpetual Hardon
     Never Patient Hammering
     Naturally Perky Hardon
     Never Penetrates Halfway

LeVar Burton, Lovely Butt
     Lickable Balls

James Van Der Beek, Jizz Vacuum
     Jacks Vigorously
     Justifiably Vain
     Juicy vas deferens
     Jutting vander Dick Big
     Just Very Dawson Boy Wetdream

Logan Lerman
     Lovingly Licking
     Long Lanky
     Lingually Limitless
     Lime Listerine
     Looms Large
     Legendary Length
     Lubricated Lunges
     Lingering Looks
     Likes Lettuce
     Leafy Lettuce
     Lumber League
     Lava Lips

Jared Padalecki
     Javelin Penis
     Joyous Penetration
     Jurassic Pubic
     Jungle Pissing

Jensen Ackles
     Jovial Anger
     Jizz Aliquot
     Jet Airplane
     Jerking Avidly

Tye Sheridan, Too Sexy
     Thick Semen
     Twelve-inch SexPistol
     Twenty-billion Sperm

Seth Meyers
     Sweet Masturbator
     Sweaty Masturbator
     Sexy Masturbator
     Sugar Mouth
     Salacious Mustiness  

Pete Davidson, Pretty Dick
     Penis Delectabolis
     Politely Disrespectful
     Pubic-hair Dementia
     Pagan Dreamer
     (very) Popular Dancing (naked)
     Perfect Dimples
     Penile Display

Chris Rock
     Cum Rocketeer

Colin Jost
     Crocodile Jizz
     Carnal Jamboree

Michael Che
     Mega Cummer
     Mirrored Ceiling

Matt Bomer
     Magnificent Boner
     Magnificent Balls
     Magnificent Butt
     Magically Beautiful
     Mmmmm Boy!

Emile Hirsch, Excellent Hardon
     Extraordinary Handjobs
     Ejaculates Howling
     Earnest Hugger

Jesse Archer
     Jovial Argonaut

Aiden Shaw
     Attitudinal Sex

Kevin Bacon
     Keeps(on) Beating(off)
     Krakatoa Blaster

Taron Egerton
     Twelve-hour Edging
     Top-notch Entertainment
     Tremendous Ejaculation
     Thunderous Explosion
     Thoroughly Emptied
     Totally Exhausted
     Tight Entry
     Typically Elated
     Twice Everyday
     Thrice Erstwhile
     Tremendous Empathy(Elton)

Ashton Kutcher
     Apricot Kiss
     Aquamarine Kink

Matthew Gray Gubler
     Mighty Good Gonads

Channing Tatum
     Cum Toothpaste   

Cesar Vicente
     Charms Viewers
     Codpiece Vowels
     Cupid's Valentine

Tom Welling
     Tumescent Whopper
     Thermonuclear Wetdream

Tom Daley
     The Diety

Jeremy Allen White
     Jizzes Alone Watching
     Joking and Wanking
     Jerking and Wagging
     Jizzes Another Washrag
     Just Apply Whipcream

Matthew Mitcham
     Mesmermizes Me
     Mustang Masturbation
     Muscular Memories
     Mesmerizes Men
     Mesmerizes Many
     Merman Magic

Peter Firth
     Petulant Fuck
     Penis Festival
     Phallic Fixation
     Pecker Filmed
     Perfect Film
     Passion Flowers
     Powerful Fingering
     Penis Flaccid
     Perineum Funky
     Pleasure Fountain
     Pisses Fireworks
     Produces Firewood
     Puberty Ferocious
     Penis Frosty
     Prioritizing Fucks
     Pleasant Fantasies
     Perpetual Fondling
     Poetic Finale
     Posterior Flashed
     Planetary Fauna
     Pubescent Flora

Zac Efron
     Zoned Erotic
     Zillion Ejaculations
     Zipper Exhaustion
     Zigzagging Enthusiasm
     Zeus's Erection
     Zesty Entree
     Zirconium Electricity

Viggo Mortensen
     Viewed Masturbating
     Very Magnificent
     Various Methods

Robbie Amell
     Really Adorable
     Resting Ass-Up
     Rimming Allowed
     Rainy Afternoon
     Rank Armpits
     Rubbing Alcohol
     Repeat Application

Bradley Cooper
     Boner Captain
     Bourbon-scented Cum
     Best Coitus (Ever!)
     Buddy Creamer
     Boys Crave (him)
(and his) Big Cock (too)
     Beautiful Creature

Jonathan Taylor Thomas
     Just The Tip

Justin Timberlake
     Jizz Time

Hugh Jackman
     Heated Jockstrap

Taylor Lautner
     Toy Lover
     Testicles Licked
     Twilight Legend
     Twenty Lashes (but oh-so-gently)

Matthew McConaughey
     Masturbating Masturbating
     Mild Mannered
     Moist Membranes

Kit Harington
     Kiss Him
     Kind Heart
     Kinky Humping

Property Brothers
     Penis Buffet
     Power Balls
     Programmable Boinking
     Phallic Buttressing
     Pretty Brawny
     Penis Butter

Jace Norman
     Jizzes Nightly
     (onto)
     Jasper's Nipples
     Juggles Nude
     (or)
     Just Nikes
     Jovial Naughtiness
     Jibber-jabbers Nicely
     Jupiter Nocturnes
     Jockstrap Needs

Asa Butterfield
     Absolutely Beautiful
     Addictive Boner
     Alarmingly Blue eyes
     Adventerous Bohemian
     Adrenaline Boyfriend
     Ahhhh Boink!

Donnie Darko
     Donnie's Dick!
     (ahhh!)
     Donnie's Dick!!
     Dick Dick
     Dong Dick
     Dick Dong
     Delirious Dick
     Depressed Dick
     Demented Dick
     Daring Dick
     Double Dick
     Do-able Dick
     Drenched Dick
     Drippy Dick
     Drilling Dick
     Dicky Dick
     Determined Dick
     Dick Duty
     Dutiful Dick
     Darling Dick
     Demolition Dick
     Dong Dong
     Droopy Dong
     Definitive Dick
     Dandy Dick
     Dandelion Dregs
     Dramatic Derriere
     Double Danged
     Double Dribble
     Doughnut Dangle
     Damn Donnie!
     Damn Damn!
     Done Dreaming
     Dick Distressed
     Distant Drummer
     Does Double-duty
     Delectable Dong
     Delicate Dick
     Drained Dick
     Dry Dick
     Drained Dry
     
     

And that's all for now... I might add more later, maybe. Anyhow, that's it for today, November 4, 2020.

Tuesday, November 3, 2020













Asa Butterfield -- Otis in the Netflix series Sex Education